Gonna take your mama out all night

so I was waiting around walmart the other day so I could hang out with a friend. while I was waiting  I saw people entering and leaving the town. now most people just passed by without me noticing. but some... well some people encouraged thoughts...


Not even if I were straight
(the fat chick who dressed skinny)

Buddy, it's called a bra. Go get one.
(the fat guy who was running)

Where are your boobs... Oh I see them, down by your belly button.
(the really old lady in the tube top)

I know you just got new shirts but please... Stay shirtless for now ;-)
(hot shirtless guy leaving the store)

Holy hipsters batman!
(take a wild guess)

I'll buy what you're selling ;-)
(comcast guy out front)

MILF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(the hot mom)

I wonder if he knows he's adopted?
(the really white dad with the REALLY black son)


and there were more, but these were the ones who stuck out in my mind. I think I might have to make this a regular event for me. it was pretty fun. well here is the comic for the day  CTVF