excuse me sir... that's my shoe...

this one is for you guys. we all know there are certain unwritten rules about using the urinal... well I'm writing them down.

The Urinal Commandments

I.

upon entering the restroom, thou shalt not take a station in the middle if there is no one else there. thou shall instead move either all the way to the left, or all the way to the right until you are at the end of the row.

II.

upon entering the restroom, if there is one other person, thou shalt stand as far away from them as possible, with an exception being if the furthest urinal is the short urinal. then thou has the option of moving to the next furthest urinal away. (this exception is void if there are only 3 urinals. then you MUST take the short urinal)

III.

upon entering the bathroom, if there are multiple people at the urinals, thou shalt place thyself as far from every one as possible. should standing next to one person be unavoidable, you must do it in a way that distances yourself from everyone else, rather than standing side by side with two other men.

IV.

whilst standing at the urinal, though shalt not look around the bathroom. thou shalt instead either look straight ahead, or down. eye contact with your fellow man is strictly forbidden.

V.

thou shalt never talk with thine fellow man whilst either of you are using the urinal. seriously... NEVER.

VI.

upon entering the bathroom, should all urinals be taken, though shalt taketh a stall and use a toilet, rather than wait for a urinal to empty. this is even if you think your fellow man is almost done. should all stalls be taken, thou shall wait as though thou are waiting for a stall rather than a urinal, but may move to a urinal should one become free.

seriously people... learn these laws and obey them. or I shall come for you. now here's a comic boys and girls. CTVF