You know who make the greatest wingmen ever? Gay guys.
No, really. If a straight guy wants to score a date or a hookup or whatever, he needs to take a gay guy to the bar. You wanna know how this works? Here a couple plays that usually work pretty well.
THE HYPE
Step one
Scout out girl sitting at the bar drinking/ordering a stereotypically effeminate drink (like an appletini).
Step two
you (gay guy) goes up and orders the same drink in a slightly flamboyant manner.
Step three
the goal of step three is to actually make contact with the target (becomes unneeded if she initiates contact). It can be done a number of ways. Here are two options
A) notice her drink order and comment how you got the same thing and how they're "super yummy"
B) obviously "accidentally" try to take something of hers (phone, drink, etc) as though you thought it was your own.
Step four
Now this is where you really gay it up. Every bar chick wants one thing more than anything else. That is to have a gay best friend. You talk to her about her. Her clothes, her hair, her personality. The point is to make her feel amazing, while getting her to subconsciously think "he's gay, so he knows what he's talking about"
Step five
Mention that you're here with your straight male friend and that she should meet him because they would hit it off. Phrases like "super adorable" or "such a sweetie" are good ways to describe your friend.
Step six
after they've met you decide to leave them alone so they can hit it off. Your job as gay wingman is done. The rest is in the hands of your friend.
THE BOYFRIEND HEART BREAK
**I should mention that you (the gay wingman) are to be straight acting through this entire play. In addition, this play is dependent on your appeal to the opposite sex. It works best on a 7> out of 10 (whole play requires two gay men)**
Step one
Introduce yourself to the target. The goal is to make her think you might be interested. In other words, get her on the hook.
Step two
Reel her in. You tell her all the things she wants to hear. You want this girl to become hopelessly infatuated with you. This could take five minutes, or two hours. The key telling point is that she'll be hanging on your every word.
Step three
this is where a second gay guy comes in. The goal here is to destroy any hope the girl had of getting with you. The best way is to introduce gay guy two as your boyfriend.
The key point to this step is that when you introduce your own sexuality, it must be done in a way that makes it seem like it was never a secret. A line like "oh by the way, this is my boyfriend of 2 years."
Step four
you and gay man number two walk away, leaving the girl in a vulnerable position. This is when your straight friend swoops in and takes advantage of the easy pickings.
These are just a couple plays that exist, but the possibilities of the gay wingman are endless. And before I get bitched at for being a misogynist, please keep in mind ladies, part of my posting this is to give my female friends a bit of insight into these ploys so they don't unwillingly fall for them.
Yeah, so I hope you've all been well. Here's a comic. CTVF
No, really. If a straight guy wants to score a date or a hookup or whatever, he needs to take a gay guy to the bar. You wanna know how this works? Here a couple plays that usually work pretty well.
THE HYPE
Step one
Scout out girl sitting at the bar drinking/ordering a stereotypically effeminate drink (like an appletini).
Step two
you (gay guy) goes up and orders the same drink in a slightly flamboyant manner.
Step three
the goal of step three is to actually make contact with the target (becomes unneeded if she initiates contact). It can be done a number of ways. Here are two options
A) notice her drink order and comment how you got the same thing and how they're "super yummy"
B) obviously "accidentally" try to take something of hers (phone, drink, etc) as though you thought it was your own.
Step four
Now this is where you really gay it up. Every bar chick wants one thing more than anything else. That is to have a gay best friend. You talk to her about her. Her clothes, her hair, her personality. The point is to make her feel amazing, while getting her to subconsciously think "he's gay, so he knows what he's talking about"
Step five
Mention that you're here with your straight male friend and that she should meet him because they would hit it off. Phrases like "super adorable" or "such a sweetie" are good ways to describe your friend.
Step six
after they've met you decide to leave them alone so they can hit it off. Your job as gay wingman is done. The rest is in the hands of your friend.
THE BOYFRIEND HEART BREAK
**I should mention that you (the gay wingman) are to be straight acting through this entire play. In addition, this play is dependent on your appeal to the opposite sex. It works best on a 7> out of 10 (whole play requires two gay men)**
Step one
Introduce yourself to the target. The goal is to make her think you might be interested. In other words, get her on the hook.
Step two
Reel her in. You tell her all the things she wants to hear. You want this girl to become hopelessly infatuated with you. This could take five minutes, or two hours. The key telling point is that she'll be hanging on your every word.
Step three
this is where a second gay guy comes in. The goal here is to destroy any hope the girl had of getting with you. The best way is to introduce gay guy two as your boyfriend.
The key point to this step is that when you introduce your own sexuality, it must be done in a way that makes it seem like it was never a secret. A line like "oh by the way, this is my boyfriend of 2 years."
Step four
you and gay man number two walk away, leaving the girl in a vulnerable position. This is when your straight friend swoops in and takes advantage of the easy pickings.
These are just a couple plays that exist, but the possibilities of the gay wingman are endless. And before I get bitched at for being a misogynist, please keep in mind ladies, part of my posting this is to give my female friends a bit of insight into these ploys so they don't unwillingly fall for them.
Yeah, so I hope you've all been well. Here's a comic. CTVF
