yeah I didn't post yesterday... what of it?

today was a good day overall. woke up, checked out my internet stuffs, played with my new DS game (the new super mario bros), got some food, headed out and ran into a friend. over all my morning was good, or at least until the ninjas showed up. fucking government ninjas are always ruining my day. I suppose it's not their fault, they're just doing their job. but do those assholes really have to always attack me in the bathroom?

there I am standing at the urinal when one of the stall doors fly open and this guy dressed in black flies out at me with a kusarigama. as everyone knows, it's pretty much useless to try and run when your opponent has one of those things (all he'll do is grab you with the chain and trip you up, and at that point you're screwed). so I dodged his initial attack and blasted him in the jaw with my knee. I grabbed the weighted end of his weapon and cracked him in the back of the head with it. once he was on the ground, I checked his pulse. he was only,  knocked out so I called an ambulance and head on my way.

once I got out I decided to head to the beach to read for awhile, but apparently someone really has it out for me because I didn't get through two chapters when a hole in the dimensional barrier ripped open right above the lagoon. so I cast a freezing charm and ran out to the middle of the lake, and there I am standing with a freaking portal to the demon realm opening up fifteen feet above my head. of course THAT is when I realized I'd left my pocket knife at home. so now I had no way of closing the rift, maybe a hundred people standing around watching me because they think it's some kind of show, and at that moment I started craving a slurpee REALLY bad.

I started looking around at the crowd frantically, hoping that I might see something I need. that's when I saw it... a yo-yo. I ran across the ice and grabbed the yo-yo from the kid holding it, then I ran to the portal, leaped into the air, and flung the toy as hard as I could at the focusing crystal in the center of the the opening. the yo-yo jammed into the center of it and I yanked back the string as hard as I could. fortunately I managed to pull out the crystal when I did because that demon was literally about to get through the portal.

well apparently the crowd was pretty impressed with my "show" cuz the applauded afterwards. then I walked my happy ass over to the 7-11, bought the biggest slurpee I could, and headed home. slurpees make every day pretty damn okay.

oh so because i felt it would be fun, here is a live action remake of my last comic. like I've said so many times before, just click it to see the whole thing.