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so gonna be a quicky tonight (hee hee, quicky). I've been thinking long and hard on this and here are my top 5 pies in order of amazingness.

#5
Apple
okay I get it, it's an american classic, and I'm not saying it's bad... I like apple pie just fine, it's just not my favorite.

#4
Pumpkin
pretty damn good (except for my grandma Richeson's recipe... I fucking hate that stuff, and every year I have to choke down a slice and try not to lose my cookies)

#3
Chocolate pudding/mousse
alright maybe some people will argue "that's not really a kind of pie!" and to those people I say, Fuck off. if pumpkin pie counts then so does this.

#2
Blueberry
this one is pretty damn good, but if you use bad blueberries, or if you cook it for too long, it has the potential to be terrible. but 99/100 times it's brilliant.

and last, my favorite pie in the world. this pie is a pie above all others and it is rare I choose any other pie over this one... I give you...

#1
Marionberry
FUCKING AMAZING!!!!!! not joking, this is the best kind of pie in the world. I started eating it about 5 years ago and I've been hooked ever since. this is not a discussion. I am TELLING you. THIS. PIE. IS. GOD.

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