"Jesus fucking Christ Thomas, what the fuck are you doing?" asked Jake “that’s gross!”"It’s okay!" replied Thomas, who at the time, was balls deep in some little twink on the kitchen counter. "We moved all the stuff off before we started."
"THAT'S NOT THE ISSUE!" Jake screamed. This was hardly the first time Jake had caught Thomas fucking somewhere he shouldn't, but that fact did nothing to ease Jake’s anger. It wasn't as much the fact that Thomas was having sex on the kitchen counter, but more that Jake was hungry, and there was nowhere for him to make a sandwich now.
Jake, who was not gay, extended a hand out to the twink on his back. "Hi, I’m Jake, and you are?"
"I’m Rya-OH GOD YES!!! POUND MY ASS!!! I’m Ryan." replied the twink, shaking jakes hand
"Is that your name?" asked Thomas, who had not stopped humping this entire time. "I thought it was Eric"
"Nope, definitely Ryan" the hapless twink turned back to Jake "do you need the counter? I can move over a bit if you need."
"That’d be great" said Jake, and the happily humping pair shifted over just enough to give Jake room to make a sandwich. He got out the ingredients and started spreading some mayo on to a slice of bread, forcing himself to ignore all the gay metaphors that were involved in making a sandwich. He knew that if he let even one form itself into a mental image, he wouldn’t be able to enjoy his food, which struck him as odd, seeing as there were two men humping less than six inches from where he was preparing it.
As he headed upstairs happily chomping on his sandwich, Jake tried to think of what he should do for the day. He could start working on a new book, but since he had just gotten his last one published, he wanted to take a vacation from writing. Getting laid was an option, but he wasn’t in the mood to do any of the foot work to get a chick, and he wasn’t anywhere near horny enough to try out the other team, as Thomas had offered so many times. Finally he decided to hop on the computer and spank it for awhile. He plopped down in front of the computer, and opened up the browser and undid his pants.
‘Now what site to try today?’ he thought to himself. Youporn was good as long as you were willing to sift through all the junk. Porntube was stuffed full of fatties lately. He finally settled on Xtube, which shouldn’t have been a surprise, as it was the site he almost always went to. He typed in the URL and went to the most viewed section, as it usually had the best stuff, with minimal digging. He was about to click on the video of some blonde chicks fingering each other in a public fountain, when he noticed a book mark at the top of his screen.
CheapSuperpowers.com
‘weird…’ he thought ‘I don’t remember bookmarking that.’ Jake, suddenly no longer interested in public lesbian voyeurism, clicked the link. A page that looked something like amazon popped up.
CheapSuperpowers.comYour source for gaining super powers for 10 years and running.
so here's what I want to know...
- what kind of super power should jake order, and what will his name be?
- what drawbacks will there be to the power (seeing as he bought it on the cheap)
- what kind of super power should his arch nemesis have and what should his name be?
- how should the powers be given to people who order them? should it be a drink? an injection? a suppository?
other plot ideas are welcome, but these are the things I listed are what I really want filled in. oh... and here's a comic
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