because jake commands it.

vanilla coke... FUCK YEAH!!! this stuff is amazing. really it's an amazing drink. it's hard to find now though. I mean it's still for sale, but it's just not for sale everywhere. so here's a list of the things that I love, that while still around, are hard to find.

• Vanilla Coke (Mitch says they sell it in 12 packs at central)
• Mountain Dew Live Wire (though the fred meyer's in burlington sells it in 12 packs)
• Invader Zim (only shows on NickToons)
• CatDog (same as Invader Zim)

and last but not least...

• CRISPY M&MS

you all have NO IDEA how much I loved those things. you can try telling me those new pretzel M&Ms are close to the same thing, but close is not enough. do you know what I did right after those were discontinued? I went to a liquidation store that still had them, and bought enough to last me 2 months (which was about $30 but i was little so that was a ton of money to me). then I finally ran out, and my soul dies a little bit. now if I want those, I have to order them from another country... not cool M&M company... not cool...

speaking of things I love... here's a comic.